HUMAN IMPORTANCE NOT DETECTED
CURRENT OBSERVATION
NO HUMAN IS
CURRENTLY
IMPORTANT.
CURRENT IMPORTANCE LEVEL
This condition can be corrected for $2.99.
CURRENT BOOKING WINDOW
CALCULATING...
Local time // YOUR LOCAL TIME
Calculating current human activity...
Your exact reign is assigned after successful payment.
OBSERVING QUEUE...
CHOOSE YOUR DURATION
NEXT AVAILABLE
OR CHOOSE DATE & TIME· +$1.50
$2.99 includes 10 minutes. Every additional $1.00 adds 5 minutes.
Maximum: 60 minutes / $12.99.
LOADING EXPERIMENT PARAMETERS...
UPCOMING IMPORTANCE
LIVE QUEUENO HUMANS ARE CURRENTLY WAITING.
An unusual lack of ambition has been detected.
RECENTLY IMPORTANT
ARCHIVENO DOCUMENTED IMPORTANCE YET.
History is currently unimpressed.
HOW IMPORTANCE WORKS
Choose how long you'd like to be important.
Purchase your place in the current booking window.
We'll email you the exact time of your reign.
Tell everyone you know. Importance without witnesses is meaningless.
When your time arrives, your name and photo take over this page. When it ends, we'll send you a certificate proving that, however briefly, you mattered more than everyone else.
SAMPLE CERTIFICATE
PUBLIC SAMPLE // WATERMARKED // NOT A VALID RECORD
EVERY HUMAN RECEIVES A CERTIFICATE.
A permanent record of your temporary importance.
“Importance is temporary.
Documentation is forever.”